Wittiest Jokes Quotes & Sayings

There was an energy between us, wrapped in silence, that communicated in a way I had never experienced before. — Rebecca Donovan

In Memory of M. B.

Here is my gift, not roses on your grave,
not sticks of burning incense.
You lived aloof, maintaining to the end
your magnificent disdain.
You drank wine, and told the wittiest jokes,
and suffocated inside stifling walls.
Alone you let the terrible stranger in,
and stayed with her alone.
Now you're gone, and nobody says a word
about your troubled and exalted life.
Only my voice, like a flute, will mourn
at your dumb funeral feast.
Oh, who would have dared believe that half-crazed I,
I, sick with grief for the buried past,
I, smoldering on a slow fire,
having lost everything and forgotten all,
would be fated to commemorate a man
so full of strength and will and bright inventions,
who only yesterday it seems, chatted with me,
hiding the tremor of his mortal pain. — Anna Akhmatova

There's not a single flashlight app that's not spying on you right now. — John McAfee

It takes tough love to order kids to step away from the iPhone or iPad during dinner or to take the devices away if they're interrupting and interfering with everyone else's pleasure at a movie, concert or other public event. — Regina Brett

I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a lifetime. — Oscar Wilde

Were it not for frustration and humiliation
I suppose the human race would get ideas above its station. — Ogden Nash