Witheringly Caustic Quotes & Sayings

I don't have an insatiable desire to discover what makes something taste good or to find exotic combinations. I guess I'm not that bored. — Jim Gaffigan

When we get our money, you can burn kruge to keep you warm."
"I'm going to pay someone to burn my kruge for me."
"Why don't you pay someone else to pay someone to burn your kruge for you? That's what the big players do. — Leigh Bardugo

I know each conversation with a psychiatrist in the morning made me want to hang myself because I knew I could not strangle him. — Antonin Artaud

I shouldn't have to ask for your permission for me to put you in my lie! — Kevin Hart

And that was what I was asking to happen and I was told that the indictment would be signed, but I was coming to the end of my one-year contract, I had to return to New Zealand for personal reasons. — Tony Greig

It was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms. — Beth Myrle Rice

Success will be when every child in the world has access to a service like Childline and knows that someone who cares is just a phone call away — Jeroo Billimoria

It's about doing it in a way that it can't be done any better. That is the goal every day. — Geno Auriemma

How she loved a man who would fit his life around the seasoning needs of a fish. — Susan May Warren

People normally view my work as fantasy, which on some level is true, but I do think that my work is more magical realist than fantasy. I believe in the fantasies within each of our realities, i.e., I portray very relatable human issues in a very realistic tone, yet in a magical setting. — Shahad Ameen