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Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.' — Bill Maher

You think I ever stopped wanting to die after the motel?" I ask. "You think a feeling like that just goes away? — Courtney Summers

Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse? — Lani Diane Rich

The community of Partageuse had drifted together like so much dust in a breeze, settling in this spot where two oceans met, because there was fresh water and a natural harbor and good soil. Its port was no rival to Albany, but convenient for locals shipping timber or sandalwood or beef. Little businesses had sprung up and clung on like lichen on a rock face, and the town had accumulated a school, a variety of churches with different hymns and architectures, a good few brick and stone houses and a lot more built of weatherboard and tin. It gradually produced various shops, a town hall, even a Dalgety's stock and station agency. And pubs. Many pubs. — M.L. Stedman

I started as a lyrical singer. But it was through the pop universe that I reached international fame. — Andrea Bocelli

The nice thing about really intelligent people is that when you talk with them they make you feel intelligent too ... — Anne Morrow Lindbergh