Wiseguys Comedy Quotes & Sayings

Tomorrow we may come this way,
And take the hidden paths that run
Towards the Moon or to the Sun — J.R.R. Tolkien

I can't gather around and talk about how much everybody in the room doesn't believe in God. I just don't - I don't have the energy for that, and so I ... Agnostic separates me from the conduct of atheists whether or not there is strong overlap between the two categories, and at the end of the day I'd rather not be any category at all. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

There is no God. Wait. I take that back, there is a God. There must be. The universe is just too perverse
there must be an idiosyncratic mind at the helm. — Elizabeth Kelly

Every society needs a cry like that, but only in a very few do they come out with the complete, unvarnished version, which is "Remember-The-Atrocity-Committed-Against-Us-Last-Time-That-Will-Excuse-The-Atrocity-That-We're-About-To-Commit-Today! And So On! Hurrah! — Terry Pratchett

Teaching can be learning, especially if student curiosity with the question 'What's going on here?' can be elicited. — Oliver E. Williamson

I thought of writing books myself once. I had the ideas; I even made notes. But I was a doctor, married with children. You can only do one thing well: Flaubert knew that. — Julian Barnes

Music is the ethereal connection between this world and the other. — Stella Benson

It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. — Charles Dickens

I see that the fashion wears out more apparel than the man. — William Shakespeare

I am an atheist and your cunts cannot change my mind. — M.F. Moonzajer