Wiseguy Text Quotes & Sayings

Life was so short that it meant nothing at all unless it were continually reinforced by something that endured; unless the shadows of individual existence came and went against a background that held together. — Willa Cather

Well, well, well. If it isn't my favorite little ball of hate. — Chloe Hart

What if, when we are feeling less than happy, we were prescribed two genuinely inspiring experiences each day? — Elaina Marie

A lot of the time the experts, the people who are supposed to be able to tell you what to do, will tell you that you can't do something even when you know you can. And a lot of the time it's your friends ... who tell you you can do it. — Mark Zuckerberg

It is reported in the supplement of the council of Nicaean that the fathers, being very perplexed to know which were the cryphal or apocryphal books of the Old and New Testaments, put them all pell-mell on an altar, and the books to be rejected fell to the ground. It is a pity that this eloquent procedure has not survived. — Voltaire

I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.
-Ella Varner — Lisa Kleypas

People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on. — J. B. Smoove

The pretty girl is always right. — Chetan Bhagat

Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. — W.C. Fields

And I am sick for want of sleep;
So sick, that I can half-believe
The soundless river pouring from the cave
Is neither strong nor deep;
Only an image fancied in conceit. — Philip Larkin

She was convinced that she could have been happy with him, when it was no longer likely they should meet. — Jane Austen

Oh what we see when we finally stop looking. — Tyler Knott Gregson

Something began when the Guild of Assassins enrolled Mister Teatime, who saw things differently from other people, and one of the ways that he saw things differently from other people was in seeing other people as things (later, Lord Downey of the Guild said, "We took pity on him because he'd lost both parents at an early age. I think that, on reflection, we should have wondered a bit more about that"). — Terry Pratchett