Wisecracks Windshield Quotes & Sayings

I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet, so if I get a life, I'll be notified immediately. - BUMPER STICKER I — Darynda Jones

The first year was weird. I knew I was just there to talk to pitchers and not step on any toes. I could feel my adrenaline start to flow in about the sixth inning. I had to tell myself, "What the hell are you getting excited about? You're not going anywere, big boy. Just go sign some autographs." I was still programmed. — Goose Gossage

A longing for excitement can be satisfied without external means within oneself: For creating is the most intense excitement one can come to know. — Anni Albers

Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore.
Avada Kedavra! — J.K. Rowling

People in private equity complain that they have so much capital and so few places to invest. But you have lots of entrepreneurs trying to raise money at the low end and find that they can't get funding because of this mismatch. I think that there is an opportunity there. — Clayton Christensen

The equilibrium between supply and demand is achieved only through a reaction against the upsetting of the equilibrium. — David Harvey

Collections aren't really planned. I just keep writing short pieces until I have enough for a collection. — Lydia Davis

I sit at a table close to his desk. Ivy is in this class. She sits by the door. I keep staring at her, trying to make her look at me. That happens in movies
people can feel it when oother people stare at them and they just have to turn around and say something. Either Ivy has a great force field, or my lazer vision isn't very strong ... — Laurie Halse Anderson

If you go into a bank or a shop and you want them to believe that you're going to shoot them, that's an acting exercise. If you want to turn to someone else who's as tooled up as you are and persuade them to put their knife down because you'll use your knife, that's an acting exercise. Nine out of 10 delinquents are frustrated actors. — Peter Mullan

Make this moment the moment of truth about yourself. You have been selling short all of your life. — Denis Waitley

I was never just a 'fill in 16 bars on a beat' rapper. I was making real songs from the jump. — Mac Miller

Where nature is sovereign, there is no need of austerity and self-denial. — James Anthony Froude

This core of darkness could go anywhere, for no one saw it. — Virginia Woolf

Establishing a successful hiring culture that delivers a steady stream of outstanding people starts with understanding the role of recruiters in sourcing candidates. Hint: It isn't their exclusive realm. — Eric Schmidt

Kestrel could say that she'd learned that one's life is also the lives of others. A wrong is not an egg, separate unto itself and sealed. She could say that she understood the wrong in ignoring a wrong. She could say this, but the truth was that she should have learned it long before. — Marie Rutkoski