Wiseass Memes Quotes & Sayings
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The last time I saw Ted Kennedy was a generation after my first meeting, at the Senate subway below the Capitol on Obama's Inauguration Day. He was his usual gregarious and gracious self - with beaming smile and booming voice wishing my husband and me good luck with our pregnancy and expressing his excitement about the new president. — Christine Pelosi

Why would I do that? Why would I put all this effort into pretending to be ... less than I am. — Caitlin Moran

And I asked my mother 'can I touch the lady in the water? And she said yes I could, but I had to touch Mommy first. And then I asked, 'Mom, can I date the lady in the water?' and she said smiling 'sure, but you gotta date me first.' And yesterday I said 'Mom, may I marry the lady in the water?' and she said o.k., but you'll have to marry me first. — Paul Giamatti

Our lawns manifest our cultural desire: they are static, they are artificial, and they are kept sexually immature. — Derrick Jensen

If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I won't need a third. — Pete Rose

He who conquers the mind, conquers the world. — Paramahansa Yogananda