Quotes & Sayings About Winos

L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting that's never taken. The City of Angels: where every cockroach has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It's that kind of town. — Ian Shoales

If you don't have an ego, you're a wino. — Conrad Dobler

I invite all brats to throw their cookies at the baker's head if they're not sweet, winos to chuck their wine if it's bad, the dying to shuck their souls when they croak, and men to throw their existence in God's face when it's bitter — Gustave Flaubert

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs. — Bill Hicks

Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino! — Nick Cannon

McGovern is very sensitive about this sort of thing, and for excellent reason. In three of the last four big primaries (Ohio, Nebraska & California) he has spent an alarmingly big chunk of his campaign time denying that behind his calm and decent facade he is really a sort of Trojan Horse candidate - coming on in public as a bucolic Jeffersonian Democrat while secretly plotting to seize the reins of power and turn them over at midnight on Inauguration Day to a Red-bent hellbroth of radicals, Dopers, Traitors, Sex Fiends, Anarchists, Winos, and "extremists" of every description. — Hunter S. Thompson

I see the winos talking to themselves and I can understand. — Billy Joel

I can't hang out as loose as I used to, but I can still go down Jefferson Avenue and look in the faces of winos, pimps and junkies, all the things I'm made of. — Rick James

The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'. — Jimmy Buffett

You could take winos off the sidewalk in front of the drugstore and teach them to be poets in half an hour. — Nell Zink

Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO. — George Carlin

The majority of juice-heads and winos and junkies arent musicians. — Thelonious Monk

You smell like a wino dipped in other winos," Dorsky — Matt Wallace