Winklepleck Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

Children represent God's most generous gift to us. — James Dobson

He wondered if maybe just occasionally the gods designed a woman fit for a king or a prince and then gave her to an ordinary man. Maybe they did such a thing once in a while, knowing an ordinary man would treasure her more, love her better. Maybe they even let him keep her - for a while. — Ellen O'Connell

Some travel to find themselves - I was travelling to get lost. — Zanesh Catkin

But there's one thing about quitters you have to guard against - they are contagious. If one boy goes, the chances are he'll take somebody with him, and you don't want that. So when they would start acting that way, I used to pack them up and get them out, or embarrass them, or do something to turn them around. — Bear Bryant

Cathy, this lamb of yours threatens like a bull!' he said. 'It is in danger of splitting its skull against my knuckles. By God! Mr. Linton, I'm mortally sorry that you are not worth knocking down! — Emily Bronte

True wisdom lies in one's confession about the limits of one's knowledge. — Socrates

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? — Steven Wright

I am a sort of vampire, taking the blood of other people. — Karl Lagerfeld

Change your ways. In order to act differently, you have to think differently. — Larianne Kristan Swanner

A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. — Voltaire