Wine Grapes Humor Quotes & Sayings

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

Your job isn't to know the how, it's to know the what and to be open to discovering, and receiving, the how. — Jen Sincero

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation? — Thomas Sowell

Mathilde and Lotto held hands in the taxi going to brunch, communicating, not speaking. — Lauren Groff

Silence alone is respectable and respected. I believe God to be silence. — Henry Adams

Growing up, I loved drama and fantasies. I hated the Marx Brothers. I took all that confusion seriously. — Anne Meara

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket / Never let it fade away / Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket / Save it for a rainy day — Perry Como

You've always been my girl and always will be. No one will ever take me away from you, Tweet. You're my heart and soul and that's never going to change, no matter what you say. — Alison G. Bailey

A monkey in a tuxedo suit, is still a monkey. — Charlie Green

I had dedicated my life to words. But sometimes, words are not needed. — Jordan L. Hawk

Rudeness luxuriates in the absence of self-respect. — Eric Hoffer

Another piece of Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 ended up landing in a grape vineyard on planet Pinot. The Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 was quickly absorbed into the soil and was subsequently soaked up into the grapes. These grapes, which had until recently been harvested almost to extinction, suddenly became self-aware and super intelligent. They banded together in bunches and rose up to defeat their oppressors. The battle lasted one whole night, but sadly, it ended the next morning when the sun came up. The rebellion shriveled when the poor grapes ran out of juice. Apparently there's a raisin for everything. — Dav Pilkey

There's no harm in a child crying: the harm is done
only if his cries aren't answered ... If you ignore
a baby's signal for help, you don't teach him
ndependence ... What you teach him is that no
other human being will take care of his needs — Lee Salk

There is nothing like a concrete life plan to weigh you down. Because if you always have one eye on some future goal, you stop paying attention the the job at hand, miss opportunities that might arise, and stay fixedly on one path, even when a better, newer course might have opened up. — Indra Nooyi

If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes. — Scott Lynch