Willis Diff'rent Strokes Quotes & Sayings

I never met anyone who gets up out of their bed after a night on the town and says, 'Oh I wish I'd had another drink last night. That would have been a great idea — Arthur Mathews

Tokyo Disneyland is an aspiring despot's wet dream. — Our Man In Abiko

My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized. — Martin Short

A single recipe holds countless stories. — A.D. Posey

A single nation that has succeeded in lowering the intelligence, the morality, the quality of the human race almost throughout the globe is a phenomenon never before experienced since the beginning of time. I accuse the United States of being in a constant state of crime against humanity. — Henry De Montherlant

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if I'm paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see who's funniest, with everyone treated equally. — Doug Stanhope

Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a
wobbler — Jeff Stelling