Will Vandom Quotes & Sayings

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. — Jim Gaffigan

In 1962, President John F. Kennedy said, "Our true choice is not between tax reduction on the one hand and avoidance of large federal deficits on the other; it is increasingly clear that no matter what party is in power, as long as our national security needs keep rising, an economy hampered by restrictive tax rates will never produce enough revenues to balance the budget - just as it will never produce enough jobs or enough profits. In short, the paradoxical truth is that the tax rates are too high today and tax revenues are too low and the soundest way to raise revenues in the long run is to cut rates now. — Ronald Reagan

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle

In the one instance, the dreamerloses sight of this object in a wilderness of deductions and suggestionsuntilhe finds the incitamentum, or first cause of his musings, ... forgotten. In my case, the primary object was invariably frivolous, although assuming, through the medium of my distempered vision, a refracted and unreal importance. — Edgar Allan Poe

When I run out of the things I love, I move on to the things I don't hate too much, and sometimes I even discover that I can love the things I think I hate. — Ruth Ozeki

Some people are willing to betray years of friendship just to get a little bit of the spotlight. — Lauren Conrad

When it comes to meals, there's always a fantastic choice on British Airways. — Orlando Bloom

Treat everyone with love and respect because they are your brother or your sister. — Ryron Gracie

I've always felt that my subject was living in dangerous times. — Don DeLillo