Wikipedia Staff Quotes & Sayings

I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises. — Neil Armstrong

You should never need a guy to make you feel complete. — Lauren Conrad

I don't care how somebody gets their education, as long as they have one. — Ronee Blakley

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title! — CM Punk

There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation; and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration. — Lewis Carroll

My belief is that if I can achieve that level of entertainment by making the audience happy or sad or angry, then I have succeeded as an actor and have done my job. The profits and the fame as an actor will eventually surface, but first and foremost comes the work as an actor. — Cole Hauser

The heart is as insatiable as the grave till Jesus enters it, and then it is a cup full to overflowing. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

If justice perishes, then it is no longer worthwhile for men to live upon the earth. — Immanuel Kant

Some patients are still having insomnia, but it's seems worse to them than actually it is. So, if they say they're sleep deprived, they haven't slept at all in three days; if we actually take them into a lab, most of the time we actually do see they're sleeping on and off here and there. — Shelby Harris

Osborne paused. "There is... something else."

Clegg sighed.

"What?"

"Your Wikipedia page."

"What? My-"

"It says you're Prime Minister now."

"Well, it was news to me that I'm not, I can't-"

"Was it one of your staff?"

Silence fell heavily on the room. Clegg tilted his head to one side.

"Are you... what are you..." he began.

"I'm asking because if it was, it could be... serious."

Another pause. This time, Clegg couldn't help but smile in disbelief.

"Are you going to accuse my staff of a constitutional coup for editing Wikipedia? — Tom Black

Dreams seem to have a will of their own. — Henry Reed