Wiffle Bat Quotes & Sayings

I am a big believer in women's lib, but I love when a man holds a door for me. — Julianna Margulies

I can't claim to know the words of all the national anthems in the world, but I don't know of any other that ends with a question and a challenge as ours does: Does that flag still wave o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? That is what we must all ask. — Ronald Reagan

I don't date celebrities. — Adele

One of the most important forms of heroism is the heroism of conciousness, the heroism of thought: the willingness to tolerate aloneness. — Nathaniel Branden

I smashed his hand as hard as I could with the Wiffle bat.
"Ow!" he screamed.
Carson was rubbing his red palm, inspecting it for damage. "That hurt," he shrieked. "You really hurt me."
"Right back at you," I said. "Good-bye Carson."
He frowned, massaging his hand, the big baby. "I just wanted to end this nicely."
"Yeah?" I cocked the bat up to hit him again. "Well, this time you don't get what you want. — Rachel Vail

It was an ugly day.
It was an ugly room.
Except for the body. — Barry Lyga

You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked]
"Yeah."
"Why?" he asked.
The bat was shaking in my tight grip. "Because I don't have my Minnie Mouse pillow. — Rachel Vail

No doubt, when your dog will be your best friend. Then she'd add, But never underestimate the power of purrs. — Gary Shiebler

Having seen and felt the end, you have willed the means to the realization of the end. — Thomas Troward

What part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept? What part of your memory is selective and tends to forget? — Alanis Morissette

It doesn't matter if you're black, white, gay, straight, come from different countries, different language ... every single person is significant and is meaningful. — Michael Franti

I love doing the action stuff. It's soooo much fun! — Paul Walker

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, sees a girl that catches his eye. Asks her if she wants another, they fall for each other and end up lovers. They laugh, cry, hold on tight and make it work for a little while, then one night her taillights fade out into the dark. And a guy walks into a bar — Tyler Farr