Quotes & Sayings About Wieners

Strange with women when They find out you love men More than they Never let you kiss them On the mouth again. — John Wieners

Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her! — Harper Sloan

It's still weird seeing you with a guy," Vick said. "Not that I'm against two wieners tucking into each other's buns. To each his own. — Lynn Hagen

Winners don't eat wieners. — Ingrid Newkirk

Spirituality has always felt to me as private as sexuality. We don't go waving our wieners all over the place and we shouldn't wave our gods around either. — Michael Ian Black

Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton". — Tina Fey

My fingers touch each other and he's squishy, like a sea cucumber. Those creatures are a demonstration of God's fixation with wieners. — Helena Hunting

I try to write the most embarrassing thing I can think of. — John Wieners

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women's rights as part of its reforms. Ironically, the section on women's rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens' rights into it, it would never pass. The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia. — Adam Selzer

I just looked over and saw our wieners in a wad," then-Brewers manager Ned Yost said after the game. — Bill Schroeder