Whuppings Quotes & Sayings

Everyone has expectations. You just don't want to have them dashed, so you're quiet about them. — Josh Radnor

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman

Parenting is an exercise in unintended consequences. — Stacy Schiff

I'm happy doing different things. Being in a band is great, but being in a band can be difficult sometimes. — James Iha

Mental stains can not be removed by time, nor washed away by any waters.
[Lat., Animi labes nec diuturnitate vanescere nec omnibus ullis elui potest.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Well Washington DC what are you going to do. They think the capitol steps are the state of the art in comedy. You try to drag them into the 20th century let alone the 21st and they refuse to come with you. — Harry Shearer

She didn't know what upset her more: That this shadowy, handsome stranger had made so free with her person
carrying her in his arms, unlacing her stays, taking down her hair, and stripping her to her thinnest undergarments? Or that she'd somehow slept through the whole thing?
She snuck another glance at him silhouetted by orange firelight.
The latter. Definitely the latter. The most exciting quarter hour of her life, and she'd spent it completely insensible. Izzy, you fool. — Tessa Dare

I love jotting down ideas for my blog, so I doodle or take notes on all kinds of stuff that inspires me: the people I meet, boutiques I visit, a florist that just gave me a great idea for an interior-design project, things like that. — Maria Sharapova

Everyone contributes a word, a sentence, an image, but in the end it all makes sense: the happiness of one becomes the joy of all. — Paulo Coelho

But what would that be like
feeling the tide rise
out of the numbness inside — David Whyte

Scripture tells us that there will be signs pointing toward the return of the Lord. I believe all these signs are evident today. — Billy Graham

I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself do not interest me. The have not got the charm of novelty. — Oscar Wilde

Before he died, Harry said that his wife knew everything about every trick that he did, and that she knew how they all worked. It was interesting to play with that idea, and to find the places where she really was afraid for his safety and where she was playing along. I had to find that line between what's a performance and what's real, and that's so much of what magic is, as well. It was really, really fun. They were really partners, in every sense of the word. — Kristen Connolly

Music is really all about experimentation and lots of trial and error. It's just mind-numbingly boring until you hit on something that works well. — Martin Gore

There comes a time when every scientist, even God, has to write off an experiment. — P.D. James