Whose Line Weird Newscasters Quotes & Sayings

There is a difference between really being concerned about service delivery and incompetence and just complaining for the sake of it. — Zelda La Grange

For me, the biggest thing with money has always been independence - just the biggest. — Monica Seles

I started playing with a group of young people when I was 13. I turned professional when I was 15 and I played dance halls, this on bass guitar. — Dave Holland

Why won't the light just shut up ... ? I swear I'll never drink again ... someone please kill me ...
-Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers — Hidekaz Himaruya

If one spends too many hours in solitude, one starts to emote for one's own benefit. — Jaclyn Dolamore

You think your muscles hurt? Try a blade in the belly. — Victor Gischler

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest. — Charles M. Schulz

Creative minds doesn't get tired. — Amit Kalantri

Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt. — Maggie Grace

Do I learn through dark providences, or simply seem relieved when they are over? — Sinclair B. Ferguson

A person who can break wind is not dead. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

All i have to offer is this: i hold a valid driver's license and I know the way to the hospital. I can hang curtains, flip a mattress, load a dishwasher. I can deliver a pizza, lend a steadying arm, laugh at a morbid joke and compliment a bad wig and I know the metric system. I doubt that's gonna be enough. — Brian Fies

I saw white figures. Twice I fancied I saw a solitary white, ape-like creature running rather quickly up the hill, and once near the ruins I saw a leash of them carrying some dark body. — H.G.Wells