Whoopi Goldberg Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

Pete Wilson deregulated energy as a pay out to Enron, and we blamed Gray Davis. — Adam McKay

Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me! — Raymond Benson

One of the problems with trying to find yourself through other people ... it's kind of easy easier to lose yourself in them.
On the plus side, they get to find you, sometimes.
And you can ask them what you're like.
Because obviously you don't have a clue.
Why would you? — Stefan Mohamed

Nothing. I have no way of getting in touch with Machiavelli."
Virginia produced her wooden flute and spun it in her fingers. "I don't know why you're so worried, Doctor. I can easily lull them to sleep with-"
Before she could finish her sentence a green-skinned, green-haired, fish-tailed woman had leapt straight up out of the sea, snatched the flute from Virginia's fingers and splashed back into the water on the opposite side of the boat, leaving her empty-handed.
Virginia Dare's scream was hideous. Flinging off her smoke-stained jacket and pulling off her shoes,she launched herself over the side of the boat and disappeared beneath the waves without a trace. — Michael Scott

Men like women who write, even though they don't say so. A writer is a foreign country. — Marguerite Duras

I was a child with an insatiable thirst for knowledge and remember enjoying all of my courses almost equally. When it came time at the end of my high school career to choose a major in which to specialize, I was in a quandary. — Gertrude B. Elion

Yeah, some of my college friends and I have been tinkering around for years, you know, just for fun. — Eric Roberts

There is no limit to which a man will not go to avoid thinking. — Thomas A. Edison

The more one is absorbed in so-called philosophy, the greater one's delusion and blindness. — Emanuel Swedenborg

Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores. — Cynthia Heimel

I've been making demos at home for many albums now. So over those years, I've learned how to record music, and I love being at home. I excel when I can make things at home. — Jason Mraz

Surrender to your fear so you may triumph over it. — Simon Holt

With a shaky hand he reached out and took the phone away from her and nearly groaned when he realized that his little recluse was watching an instructional video on her phone. — R.L. Mathewson

Today's enemies can be your friends tomorrow. And today's friends can be tomorrow's enemies. — Suzy Kassem

Don't damage computer systems you break into (including crashing them); don't change the information in those systems (except for altering logs to cover your tracks); and share information. — Julian Assange