Whoah No Yankee Quotes & Sayings

I'd just like to see a role for women where someone who isn't traditionally attractive is not portraying the best friend. You know, the character that only speaks in questions. 'Gee, are you gonna go out with him? Do you think I look fat?' — Martha Plimpton

If you take a book with you on a journey," Mo had said when he put the first one in her box, "an odd thing happens: The book begins collecting your memories. And forever after you have only to open that book to be back where you first read it. It will all come into your mind with the very first words: the sights you saw in that place, what it smelled like, the ice cream you ate while you were reading it ... yes, books are like flypaper - memories cling to the printed page better than anything else. — Cornelia Funke

Log Log Log (x) goes off to infinity with x, but has never been observed to do so. — Carl Pomerance

Me: *is faced with a distressing situation*

Brain: *shuts down*

Me: No, maybe we should actually deal with this.

Brain: Read 7:26 p.m. — Unknown

I'm an entertainer and I entertain people and they entertain me back by asking questions. And some of them I answer. — Carl Reiner