Whirled Planet Quotes & Sayings

Alright so Evil Conevil, yeah. They're always asking him about that time he messed up. And the strangest question I've ever heard them ask is
'So evil what were you thinking right before you hit the ground?' how much stupider can you get?
'well, Bob. I was thinking, Hey! Did I leave the iron on? and when my lag broke in half, Hey! I should get a puppy! No! What do you think I was thinking? I was thinking AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAA!!!! AAAAAA!!! — Brian Regan

Great success is a great temptation. — Theodore Parker

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Tennis is best of three sets, so even if I lose the first set, I still have a chance. — Li Na

Each time it would hurt less, and afterward she would love Lyon less, until one day there would be nothing left - no hurt, and no love. She — Jacqueline Susann

Reality is a terrific drug. — Jason Gurley

Now came details of Goldby's adventures with the Cooks and their band. Chicken, Dynamite Dick, The Verdigris Kid. I wish these fellows read something other than Ned Buntline's Own. Why haven't I heard of this Goldsby before this? — Loren D. Estleman

I wonder if you men have any idea of how insulting it is to women when you assume that all we can offer is our bodies? — Ellen Kushner

He kissed my lips softly. Text me and i'll be here in a heartbeat, breast-feedind or not. — Katie McGarry

'Control' had to do with my own life a lot, and that's why that seemed to be a film I could be the director of, because I had an emotional attachment to the whole story. And because of that experience, I feel that I can try other films. I didn't set out to become a director. — Anton Corbijn

It is so wearisome having to represent things. That is why I refuse to look at abstract art. It is much too suggestive of the style of my thoughts, and I never think about my thoughts. — Bauvard

Happiness is the silent purpose of all existence. — Debasish Mridha

To mend any relationship, you need to first accept it needs to be fixed, and comprehend that the fault often time lies within, what you see in the other is merely a reflection of it. — Rayna Dee

We've never been people that go around and confront people that have been financially successful and say, 'We hate you. We envy you because of how well you're doing.' — Marco Rubio

He called me a jew, and in a heated fashion, offensively. So I, without deviating from plain facts in the least, told him his God, I mean Christ, was a jew too, and all his family, like me, though in reality I'm not. That was one for him. A soft answer turns away wrath. He hadn't a word to say for himself as everyone saw. Am I not right? — James Joyce