Whiffing Urban Quotes & Sayings

Don't be a smart ass!
Smartass die first!! — Deyth Banger

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. — John Kenneth Galbraith

At least one day out of the year all musicans should just put their instruments down, and give thanks to Duke Ellington. — Miles Davis

He had let me know time after time that he was a thinking man, a man of intellect and wit. Yet one unintended hungry look into my eyes and he betrayed each of his words he had carefully spoken to me. I knew it in that instant. He was a viscerally driven man. And one day, he would possess me. — Coco J. Ginger

My mother listened to everything I said, carefully - not that what I said was particularly interesting, but I was her daughter. — Susan Shreve

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion. — Robert A. Burton

A black man, but I feel so blue. So I smoke green and purple to my dreams come true. And my eyes turn red, the sky turns grey. — Ludacris

Fine," Jack said. "Kyrin's yours."
Those words affected me on a deep, primal level. Mine, I thought. All mine. — Gena Showalter

Have a vision, Mary, unclouded by fear. — David Arnold

I've said before that I'm a remarkably unsentimental person. — John Carmack

My body has never been to Europe. My mind has never left it. — Brian Spellman

The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds. — Adam McKay

Somebody pinch me."
A man with a horrendously hairy chest and a Speedo so tight it was probably cutting off circulation passed by me at that moment, and did just that. I yelped and held a hand to my ass, gawking at his retreating back.
Jenny laughed. "Maybe this place is magic, and whatever we say comes true. Ryan Gosling, please! — Cora Carmack

All artists are illusionists of one kind or another. — Mike Svob