When Life Hands You A Lemon Quotes & Sayings

In the United States, people with depression, bipolar, and schizophrenia are losing twelve to twenty years in life expectancy compared to people not in the mental health system. (176) — Robert Whitaker

When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade. — W. Clement Stone

when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate — Mei

There's a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt. — Gena Showalter

I believe that oligarchy follows next in order. And what manner of government do you term oligarchy? A government resting on a valuation of property, in which the rich have power and the poor man is deprived of it. I — Plato

Those who condemn what they do not understand are, surely, little men. — Sheldon Vanauken

Things don't go on forever, and the quicker you accept that change is inevitable, the happier you're gonna be. — Trey Anastasio

Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.". — Ambrose Bierce

You can't just keep recycling revivals. And you can't keep betting on the efforts of guys like me who've been around. You have to take the next step and bet on the next generation. — Harold Prince

Why were there no buoys in life to show you the way? — Nora Roberts

Not every reader is a leader, but every leader must be a reader. — Harry S. Truman

The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook! — Sharon Geltner

The bed was no longer a daisy-field for her and Joe to play in. It was a place where she went and laid down when she was sleepy and tired. — Zora Neale Hurston

If life hands you a lemon, don't complain, but instead make lemonade to sell those who are thirsty from complaining. — Napoleon Hill

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

Back in the day, when I started, you were still allowed to make mistakes. You got to make your mistakes in public, in a way. I think the world was a more forgiving place when I started my career, in the sense that we got time and space to develop as a writer. — Val McDermid

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik

I've always been your friend, Alexa. Now go. I will try to kill you as unsuccessfully as I can. — Daniel Suarez