Wheezy Waiter Quotes & Sayings

London is a huge, stony desert: even boredom feels endless there. — Sandor Marai

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

He said that while Clemence adored the sacrament, he meditated on how it could be possible that humans had evolved out of apes only to sit gaping at a round white cracker. — Louise Erdrich

The psychological and moral comfort of a presence at once humble and understanding-this is the greatest benefit that the dog has bestowed upon man. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

Healthy boundaries are important, but you may be building a brick wall when a picket fence would do. — Amy Dickinson

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. — Craig Benzine

I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming it, I'm always stunned. — Daniel Handler

You are the greatest thing that ever happen to you, Life is more important than anything else. Live the life to the fullest. — Giridhar Alwar

When you're healthy, you can do so many great things. — Dwyane Wade

t can be eye-opening to think of some of the unrealistic expectations we hold ourselves to. These are the "shoulds" we set up in our lives which then become the breeding ground for embarrassment: I should never spill a drink; I should never lose my footing, even on slippery pavement; I should never misunderstand another person's behavior (the latter misunderstanding having constituted my "chrysalis crime.") — Toni Bernhard

They're either going to fire you or they're not. They can only fire you. That's all they can do. They can't take your thumbs. — Ron Livingston

Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine

There are a thousand ways to look at it ... We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors ... But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters ... The metaphors have implications and imperfections. — John Green

You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually. — Cate Blanchett

I don't own an ounce of the work I've ever done on 'Batman,' and I still work on 'Batman.' I love the character, I think it's a lot of fun, and it's kind of fun to be in that ballpark every once in a while, where you're seeing a different crowd. — Frank Miller

My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home. — Queen Latifah

Sure relationships can be fun at first, but then you get to know each others quirks, and those quirks become quarks, and those quarks combine and become hadrons and scientists love to combine hadrons in giant hadron colliders and they create black holes! — Craig Benzine