Whatsapp Funny Love Quotes & Sayings

Watchful are the Gods of all Hands with slaughter stained. The black Furies wait, and when a man Has grown by luck, not justice, great, With sudden overturn of chance They wear him to a shade, and, cast Down to perdition, who shall save him? — Aeschylus

Torcida told me a creation story of his people and why they consider Mount Gorongosa sacred. In early times, he said, God lived with his people on the mountain. Humans were giants then and not afraid to ask God for special favors. In a drought they would say, Bring us water. The Creator, growing tired of their constant importuning, moved his residence up to heaven. Still the giant people persisted, reaching up from the mountain. At last, to put them in their place, God decided to make them small. Thereafter life became a great deal more difficult - and so it has been to this day. — Deborah Blum

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. — Bill O'Reilly

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time. — Mitch Hedberg

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie. — Erma Bombeck

Joy is found in simple things. — Todd Stocker

Yeah," I said. "What is that? A bird? "It's the swan," he said. "Wow. A school with a swan. Wow."
"That swan is the spawn of Satan. Never get closer to it than we are now. — John Green

Kids today do nothing. They're so apathetic. We used to go out and protest. All they do is shop and complain. — Douglas Coupland

The one thing that I'm absolutely sure about is that the people of Gaza aren't going anywhere. And neither are the people of Israel. — Ross Kemp

No doctor has ever healed anyone of anything in the history of the world, The human immune system heals and that's the only thing that heals — Bob Wright

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman

This was your heart
This swarm of flies
This was once your mouth
This bowl of lies
You serve them well
I'm not surprised
You're of their kin
You're of their kind — Leonard Cohen