Whacking Off In My Tool Quotes & Sayings

Roar, lion of the heart, and tear me open! — Rumi

Let a woman have her place, because as you provide foundation for her, she provides a foundation for you. And through that vulnerability comes strength. — Shemar Moore

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. — Anne Geddes

If love is a play, this play, as old as the world, fiasco or not, it is, all in all, the least bad thing that has so far been found. The roles are trite, I admit, but if the play had no value the whole universe wouldn't know it by heart — Alfred De Musset

So some will be left who remember. — Janet Morris

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. — Chris Rock

It is not realistic, maybe ... but art doesn't have to be realistic. Romeo and Juliet is not realistic, but it is true ... it shows the essence of falling in love. — Jan Harlan

Took a moment to adjust — Elizabeth George

People are always angry at anyone who chooses very individual standards for his life; because of the extraordinary treatment which that man grants to himself, they feel degraded, like ordinary beings. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Since the Columbia accident, the Russian space agency, or the Russian space program, has been literally carrying the load bringing us all the supplies we need on the Progress vehicle, smaller amounts on the Soyuz vehicles. — John L. Phillips

It's hard to hear others when your own words overwhelm your thoughts. — Heather Lyons