Wet Lettuce Quotes & Sayings

He would rather seem stupid any day than fatuous, and — Henry James

All of my stuff is raw, it's emotive, it's real. — King Krule

I kept my clothes on. I borrowed money. — Estella Warren

I find myself constantly taking apart be taken-for-granted. — Rebekah Nathan

Down here in the pain, I don't have to know. I just note the question and move on. Answers are rare and come in their own time but hangovers are reliable and never in short supply. — Richard Kadrey

Gardening is not a rational act. — Margaret Atwood

You're a romantic at heart," he said, pinching a heap of fallen lettuce and nibbling on it. "No one would ever know it because of the mixed signals you give out." "What signals?" "Slippery When Wet mixed with Library, Next Exit. — Dannika Dark

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway. — Mignon McLaughlin

The good part about being famous is being able to help people. The hard part is every day you have to be in a good mood, because that is what people expect. You learn to get good at it. — Michael Jordan

As you wish. But I'd like to change the pace a little. You know, my throat is sore from talking so much. So, what would you think if I tell you about the Sullens through interpretive dance? Honestly, I'm quite good at it, and I usually charge admission, or at the very least ask for a box of treats. But for you, tonight's performance it's on the house. — Stephen Jenner

Josh Gad and I have been friends since the time he auditioned for Modern Family. I directed the pilot for that, and that's how we met. — Josh Gad