Wellhausen Bible Quotes & Sayings

I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it's that same fear. — Bill Burr

We actually created Twitter and Odeo at the same time. When we realized we didn't really want to be running Odeo anymore we looked around for anyone who wanted to buy Odeo, but not acquire us as a technology. But people aren't as interested in that. — Biz Stone

I need an irony punctuation mark for the clueless. — Gene Weingarten

The church has always been frightened of women. You make life in your bodies. An echo of God, that. — Anonymous

She's a shining example of the fact that Jesus wasn't a Republican. Thanks, Katherine! You're the best! — Tamie Dearen