Well Behaved Funny Quotes & Sayings

If you were a son of mine, I wouldn't want you to be an architect, because it's a tough way to be in the world. — Peter Eisenman

After twenty-two years of marriage, we had outgrown the challenge of making something out of nothing. The nesting instincts just weren't there anymore. I no longer hyperventilated over a melon keeper that I bought at a Tupperware party. I now worshipped at the shrine of convenience and Sara Lee. Bill no longer rushed home to make bird houses in the basement. He wanted to sleep in his BarcaLounger so he wouldn't be so tired when he went to bed.
It was as if we were closing the door on the years of struggle. It wasn't fun anymore. — Erma Bombeck

All of my life I wanted be something. I guess now that I am, I don't want to be. — Kristen Pfaff

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself. — Helen Fielding

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

A fool is often as dangerous to deal with as a knave, and always more incorrigible. — Charles Caleb Colton

You have my life,
My heart,
My soul in your hands — April Nichole

Falling in love is one of the most beautiful feelings in the world. Its a feeling that you cannot resist and a feeling that you can almost never forget. Being touched by the feeling of love is the most memorable of all. — Peter Stafford

wisdom lies in correctly discerning where we are free to mould reality according to our wishes and where we must accept the unalterable with tranquillity. The — Alain De Botton

From thee, great God, we spring, to thee we tend,- Path, motive, guide, original, and end. — Samuel Johnson

I spoke Spanish when I was three, and then Maltese. I love dictionaries. I like foreigners. My dad moved every year before I was 14, and I learnt to like abroad. I'm not scared of change. — John Lloyd