Weitzenhoffer College Quotes & Sayings

Either you let your life slip away by not doing the things you want to do, or you get up and do them. — Roger Von Oech

You can never ask others to do something you would not do. That is integrity. — Condoleezza Rice

For actors, we always feel like there shouldn't be any divide for anybody. The industry is the one that kind of creates the idea that if you're such-and-such an actor, you can't be on the big screen. — Scott Bakula

If only 'humor' was better received..the World would be more fun! — Abha Maryada Banerjee

I couldn't use Nest because it doesn't operate with high-end HVAC systems. — Peter Barris

I hate ****ing wizards!
You shouldn't **** them, then — Terry Pratchett

I have never lost a total passion for my work. — Jack Lemmon

Love is graphable!" Colin said defensively. "Right. Because relationships are so predictable, right? — John Green

Always keep your eyes open. Keep watching. Because whatever you can see can inspire you. — Grace Coddington

A bolt of lightning crackled out of the sky and fried a Laistrygonian giant to ashes, and I knew Thalia must be doing her 'daughter of Zeus' thing. — Rick Riordan

And what's a-trouble to you, Jackie?"
"Father," I said, feeling I might as well get it over while I had him in
good humour, "I had it all arranged to kill my grandmother."
He seemed a bit shaken by that, all right, because he said nothing
for quite a while.
"My goodness," he said at last, "that'd be a shocking thing to do.
What put that into your head?"
Father," I said, feeling very sorry for myself, " she's an awful woman. — Frank O'Connor

We see it in the body, that if you just give the body enough rest and comfort, it has remarkable self-healing capacities. Well, so does the spirit. — Gail Sheehy

Like everything else, holiday gifts escalate. The presents get better and better until one year you decide you don't need anything else and start making donations to animal shelters. Even if you hate dogs and cats, they're somehow always the ones who benefit. — David Sedaris