Weitmann Konrad Quotes & Sayings

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist. — Johnny Carson

Farmers and people who make a living from the land are finding it impossible to survive. So the first step is to get out of that place. Come to the city where there are opportunities. — Mohsin Hamid

My golf is so delicate, so tenuously wired together with silent inward prayers, exhortations and unstable visualizations, that the sheer pressure of an additional pair of eyes crumbles the whole rickety structure into rubble. — John Updike

It's not the solution, Mr. Canton. It's the path to the solution that's fascinating. — Gary D. Schmidt

Clown cars don't work unless all the clowns are inside. — Eve Jagger

Slavery is a memory of something we cannot remember, and yet we cannot forget. — Bill T. Jones