Weirdest Birthday Quotes & Sayings

It's nice to feel that you have a purpose. — Norman Schwarzkopf

Most of us have had that experience - at around puberty - of realising that, despite whatever efforts we put into our chosen sports, we will become at best competent. — Will Self

Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most. — Judah Friedlander

Good Morning! You're Going to Die — Rick Riordan

As feminism has changed academia by enlarging what is taught, academia has sometimes changed feminism. — Gloria Steinem

Old people die not because no one cared for them but because someone they expected care from did not bother. — Vipin Behari Goyal

Arya was a trial, it must be said. Half a boy and half a wolf pup. Forbid her anything and it became her heart's desire. She had Ned's long face, and brown hair that always looked as though a bird had been nesting in it. I despaired of ever making a lady of her. She collected scabs as other girls collected dolls, and would say anything that came into her head. I think that she must be dead too. — George R R Martin

You volunteering to play Big Gulp?

~Wraith — Larissa Ione

What sort of signal does a college diploma send to a potential employer? That its holder is willing and able to complete all sorts of drawn-out, convoluted tasks - and, — Steven D. Levitt

My favorite is Matthew 25: 'The Lord said, 'Whatever you do to the least of my brethren, you do to me.' I truly believe that. — Chris Smith

I don't support communism. I don't like that type of government. — Jesse Ventura

I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death. — Leo Burnett

Why don't you two take a little walk?" Eleni suggested. "The moon is beautiful tonight."
"That's a great idea." Robby stood, releasing Olivia's hand. "Will ye walk with me, lass?"
"Yes." She grabbed her sweater, pulled it over her head, then fixed the clip that held her hair in place on
the back of her head.
"No funny stuff," Eleni warned. "I'll be watching with the telescope. — Kerrelyn Sparks