Weight Loss Humour Quotes & Sayings

Now, the velocity of wave propagation can be seen, without the aid of any mathematical analysis, to depend on the elasticity of the medium and its density; for we can see that if a medium is highly elastic the disturbance would be propagated at a great speed. — Albert A. Michelson

Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. — Will Rogers

I tell people that if I'm ignoring them, chances are I may not have heard them. I depend on hearing aids, but I've not found it a problem. I'm visually very aware! — Joseph Mawle

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. — Peter Sellers

He didn't just dig me; he dug me the MOST. Nothing can compare to hearing something like that from a seventeen-year-old kid who looks like he might be fully awake for the first time in his academic career. — Stephen King

There is nothing more lonely than a true artist. — Tom Spanbauer

In all American professional sports you start on a certain level and you have to work your way up through a farm system. It's really the same in acting. — Bruce Dern

What I don't like is breakfast in the morning. I have a double-espresso cappuccino, but no food. — Wolfgang Puck

We all live in the past, because there is nothing else to live in. To live in the present is like proposing to sit on a pin. It is too minute, it is too slight a support, it is too uncomfortable a posture, and it is of necessity followed immediately by totally different experiences, analogous to those of jumping up with a yell. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

lose weight, eat backwards. — Benny Bellamacina

Daily mediate on the Holy Scriptures. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Literary criticism is generally bunk. Nonsense. Usually based on self-serving post-intellectual bullshit. — John Fante