Waterfalls Funny Quotes & Sayings

I was in disbelief that I'd just explained my dreary life to this bizarre, beautiful boy who may or may not despise me.
Bella Swan — Stephenie Meyer

Broadband gives small businesses the opportunity to broaden their customer base and reduce their overheads through e-commerce platforms. — Hamadoun Toure

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. — Ellen DeGeneres

Ortho Stice played with a kind of rigid, liquid grace, like a panther in a back-brace. — David Foster Wallace

Wisdom is the focus of the perceptive, but a fool's eyes roam to the ends of the earth. Proverbs 17:24 — Beth Moore

It's as if once you hit high school, you're programmed, like a robot, to be an asshole to your parents. — Sara Zarr

My agent said that I was one of the top three busiest people in the country. — Casey Kasem

A woman ... always feels herself complimented by love, though it may be from a man incapable of winning her heart, or perhaps even her esteem. — Abel Stevens

Our works do not generate righteousness, rather our righteousness in Christ generates works. — Martin Luther

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me.
What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo? — Kool Keith

She was god-awfully hideous. I swear she looked like a bad-tempered mutant tomato, and she was making a sound like a cat being fed into a printer — Sarah Rees Brennan

Pheu Thai has to find prominent party leaders that can solve the problems of the country now. If we can find those types of people, then we can win. There are many good people in Thailand but we have to recruit them. — Thaksin Shinawatra

Almost nothing beautiful or brilliant happens unless a person has thought about it a lot. — Eric Maisel

We need more windows for the houses. And for men, more reason! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore. — Demetri Martin

If that's what you call truth in this wicked world,
no wonder why you're so desperate to defend it. — Toba Beta