Waterbeds And Stuff Quotes & Sayings

There's no cure for getting depressed. There's no cure for self-loathing or periods of it. But figure out enough about it so that when it happens, you can get over it and keep moving and just accomplish more. — Conan O'Brien

When two evil guys fight in a duel,
the worst of both will be the winner. — Toba Beta

This program that the Republican majority has taken us toward as a country is leading us to fiscal bankruptcy. — Chaka Fattah

We didn't have a TV until I was 12. — Jane Hamilton

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. — Farrah Gray

The key element in tragedy is that heroes and heroines are destroyed by that which appears to be their greatest strength. — Robert Shea

I used to look at my dog and think "if you were a little smarter you could tell what you were thinking," and he'd look at me like he was saying "if you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to. — Fred Jungelaus

I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that. — Adam Carolla