Watawala Plantations Quotes & Sayings

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him. — Jon Lovitz

It's not that I'm so clever, it is that others are so stupid. — George Bernard Shaw

A good man prefers to suffer rather than overcome injustice with evil. — Sallust

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say, is:
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie, too.
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
just a little bit more than I miss you. — Trey Parker

I don't comment on the physics errors of 'Star Wars,' all right. I just - you let that one go. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

The gorgeous breathlessness and thrilling pulse
those are sensations that the years have layered on top of the initial emptiness, like sheet after sheet of silk covering a bare table. More than fifty years later I can only see the cloth; the table has been obscured. — Tash

Try to look at your weakness and convert it into your strength. That's success. — Zig Ziglar

Dreaming illustrates your hidden capacities and your unawakened ability. — Peter J. Daniels

Books entered my house under cover of night, from the four winds, smuggled in by woodland creatures, and then they never left. Books collected on every surface; I believe that somehow they managed to breed — Luc Sante

People say they want shorter, but really want something that rivets them. They've got endless time for great. — Bob Lefsetz

God, I think I just hit a high E-flat - and I really held it! Esmeralda said, after one of her more prolonged orgasms, but my ears were warm and sweaty, and my head had been held so tightly between her thighs that I hadn't heard anything. — John Irving

I'm not a Tony Blair impersonator. — Michael Sheen

Hildy has resigned herself to this, that life is a series of sudden disappearences, leavetakings without the proper good-byes. Someday she too might vanish. Some days she looks forward to learning this trick. — Kelly Link