Washbourne Manor Quotes & Sayings

Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs. — Bernie Mac

The paper burns, but the words fly free. — Akiba Ben Joseph

We need ghost stories because we, in fact, are the ghosts. — Stephen King

Time unfolds beauty, wonder, and mystery to reveal the auspicious tapestry of life. — A.D. Posey

As I always like to keep in mind about everything: Don't fight the trend. — Kara Swisher

Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing an f-bomb in there would help get a reaction ... I'm not on a Puritanical pursuit, but when I would curse in a joke, I believe I'm not done writing it. — Jim Gaffigan

Most liars can fool most people most of the time. — Paul Ekman

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. — Jay Leno

It was an odd experience, this bringing to life of pages born of my pen and forgotten. From time to time they interested me -- they surprised me as much as if someone else had written them; yet I recognized the vocabulary, the shape of the sentences, the drive, the elliptical forms, the mannerisms. These pages were soaked through and through with my self -- there was a sickening intimacy about it, like the smell of a bedroom in which one has been shut up too long. — Simone De Beauvoir

Father was the eldest son and the heir apparent, and he set the standard for being a Rockefeller very high, so every achievement was taken for granted and perfection was the norm. — David Rockefeller

There is a lot of absurdity sometimes, not just in Mormonism but often in other religions that want to pretend that no bad happens in their church, rather than taking care of what bad does happen. — Neil LaBute

Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all. — Anne Tyler

The core values of our constitution are at the heart of our nation's progress. — Edward Kennedy

You probably don't want to date a rapist, not right off. Nobody's that desperate. — Chuck Palahniuk