Wareheim Quotes & Sayings

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing. — Eric Wareheim

Writing is beautiful, like putting on a gold suit and going to sleep in it. — Mark Leidner

The zoo lady, whose name is Maya, is here again. — Katherine Applegate

Music creates order out of chaos. — Yehudi Menuhin

L.A. malls are so different than a 'mall' mall like we probably all grew up with that had a food court and the sword shop, the yo-yo kiosk. — Eric Wareheim

I hear them marvel at my work
my indignant science. I hear them call out in fear of what they see. And there are some gentlemen who doubt what I will tell them. They call me a liar and a charlatan or a quack. But in time the methods of science that I now employ to convince people will surely set them free
alas, this I cannot explain to the angry fools. (Spencer Black) — E.B. Hudspeth

When I was 15, I wore combat boots with a fluorescent Columbia ski jacket. I was trying to find myself. — Eric Wareheim

Myself, Eric Wareheim, and Jason Woliner decided to start a Food Club where the three of us go to restaurants with a couple of other people. The three of us are the captains of the Food Club, so we have to wear the captains' hats. — Aziz Ansari

He asked me again if I would marry him, because, he said, love is a perilous dance, but worth dancing all the same. This time, I said yes. — Kate Avery Ellison

Adult Swim's philosophy is, 'Put it on the air and if it works, great. If it doesn't, take it down and try again.' It's a refreshing way to do TV, I think. — Eric Wareheim

One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth. — Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Uh- If you could put the universe into a tube, you'd end up with a-uh-very long tube. Uuum probably extending uh twice the size of the universe because because when you... collapse the universe, it expands, and it would be uh... You wouldn't wanna put it into a tube. — Eric Wareheim

Somewhere, years ago, she had stepped off the path of life and could no longer find her way back to the family of people. — Colson Whitehead

But I think he broke my vagina — Tina Reber

Here is what I have learned,' Henry said. 'If you cannot be unafraid...be afraid and happy...Think about what you are afraid of...Does it have to be something that kills you? No. It is just a little thing. It could be anything. It could be something beautiful instead. — Maggie Stiefvater

People are rude in general. — Eric Wareheim

Most books that come out with a comedy label seem to be, Eric [WAREHEIM]and I could have written, "This is our story, and this is who we are," and sort of this navel-gazing, narcissistic approach to comedy we're seeing these days. — Tim Heidecker

I'm a morning person: if I don't get up, put the coffee on and get to my desk by 8, the day has already lost a lot of its promise. — Jennifer Gilmore

Vests are flair for men. It's one of the few ways men can accent themselves in a formal yet fun fashion. — Eric Wareheim

Todd Solondz is one of my favorite directors. — Eric Wareheim

Anything that makes it easier to understand, makes it a little easier to bear. — Rosie Thomas

I mean it, it's another gap in your education. Until you can learn to understand her, you'll get nowhere as a detective. She's everybody's conscience, Bob - the universal maiden aunt, cousin or sister. Humanity's backbone. Throughout history, she's gone to the stake for you again and again; not with any sense of heroism, but as a matter of principle and because it would never occur to her to do anything else. — Heron Carvic

Big-picture thinkers broaden their outlook by striving to learn from every experience. They don't rest on their successes, they learn from them. — John C. Maxwell

There is no true gospel fruit without faith and repentance. — John Owen