Wanna Get Laid Quotes & Sayings

This is a world where everybody's gotta do something. Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody's gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that ... Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don't wanna be. Places I don't wanna go, like India, like getting my teeth cleaned. Save the whale, all that, I don't understand that ... — Charles Bukowski

A spontaneous giggle burst from both of them. "This is too awkward," Alec said.
"Uh-huh," Jared said then smiled. "So, do you wanna kiss me and see if you like
Alec looked up at Jared, his eyes betraying his anxiety.
"Have you ever kissed a guy?" Jared asked.
"Well, you know, yeah."
"So ... "
Alec leaned over and placed his lips to Jared's. His first tentative kiss sent an
electric jolt through his body. He pulled back and smiled. "That was okay."
"That was barely a kiss," Jared said. Jared leaned over, and laying his arm across
Alec, laid down with him as they continued to kiss. — Adrian W. Lilly

Sometimes you just have to let everything fall apart. — Pema Chodron

I came alone and I go as a stranger. I do not know who I am, nor what I have been doing. — Aurangzeb

Both of them were very good and kind - the one who went to church and the one who didn't. And no doubt from them I learned to like both Christians and sinners equally well. — Langston Hughes

The most realistic blood I've seen is when Marlon Brando gets beat up in On The Waterfront. — George A. Romero

Then go faster. But don't go stupid. — John Jackson Miller

I am not well-versed in theory, but in my view, the cow deserves her life. As does the ram. As does the ladybug. As does the elephant. As do the fish, and the dog and the bee; as do other sentient beings. I will always be in favor of veganism as a minimum because I believe that sentient beings have a right not to be used as someone else's property. They ask us to be brave for them, to be clear for them, and I see no other acceptable choice but to advocate veganism. If these statements make me a fundamentalist, then I will sew a scarlet F on my jacket so that all may know I'm fundamentally in favor of nonviolence; may they bury me in it so that all will know where I stood. — Vincent J. Guihan

Every brain is different. And so must be every course of therapy. — Wendy Walker

People're always buried facing west, so at the end of time when the Last Trumpet blows, all the dead people'll claw their way up and walk due west to the throne of Jesus to be judged ... Suicides, mind, get buried facing north. They won't be able to find Jesus 'cause dead people only walk in straight lines ... Isn't no god better than one who does that to people? — David Mitchell

I'm not trying to bag you. I just wanna hang out."
"Bag me? How do you ever get laid talking like that? — Jamie McGuire

And maybe it was because she'd been raised around a bunch of rowdy bikers, but she always got a little weak in the knees when confronted with badass tattoos inked into tough, tan skin.
Put it all together, add a pinch of I-haven't-been-laid-in-way-too-long, and what did you come up with? A big ol'dollop of yeehaw, cowgirl! with a side of 'wanna take-a-ride'? — Julie Ann Walker

Over the years I have learned that creating art has made me happy. I used to be a lawyer and I'm much happier being an artist. — Nathan Sawaya

Happiness is the interval between love and beloved. — Debasish Mridha

It's an odd thing, happiness. Some people take happiness from gold. Or black pearls. And some of us, far more fortunate, take their happiness from periwinkles. — Patricia A. McKillip

The suffering man ought really to consume his own smoke; there is no good in emitting smoke till you have made it into fire. — Thomas Carlyle