Walter Big Lebowski Quotes & Sayings

It was cool to wake up knowing your day would include someone else in a way that was integral to life. — Kristen Ashley

the stars were horses made of fire, a great herd that galloped across the sky by night. As — George R R Martin

You always share a higher level of trust with someone who pops your cherry. — K.F. Breene

A white girl disappears from a white prep school in a white suburb. Nobody knows what happened to her. The overall whiteness of the world is threatened. This must be resolved by whatever means possible. — Heidi Julavits

Well, you're just gonna have to cool your jets. My dad will be up soon and I may not have mentioned that he's a crack shot with a pistol."
"In that case, how about breakfast instead?"
I giggle. "Wise choice, braveheart."
"Don't tease. How much good would I be to you if I let your dad blow my dick off? — M. Leighton

The wise person knows it is fruitless to project hopes and fears on the future. This only leads to forming melodramatic representations in your mind and wasting time. — Epictetus

Books and movies are never finished, only surrendered. — Chuck Hogan

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. — Hugh Hefner

With politicians, artful evasion is always preferable to the outright lie. — Molly Ivins

Nietzsche wrote, "One often contradicts an opinion when it is really only the tone in which it has been presented that is unsympathetic". Or, as The Dude put it: "You're not wrong, Walter - you're just an asshole". Less quotable, and often overlooked, is Walter's response: "Okay, then." The Walters of the world don't mid being assholes; what matters to them is being right. — Tim Kreider