Walking Dead Comic Rick Quotes & Sayings

There are people who can write their memoirs with a reasonable amount of honesty, and there are people who simply cannot take themselves seriously enough. I think I might be the first to admit that the sort of reticence which prevents a man from exploiting his own personality is really an inverted sort of egotism. — Raymond Chandler

There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: passive systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and active systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too. — Dave Barry

In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation. — Lemony Snicket

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar. — Bill Maher

Is soap cool again, or is body wash still the way to go? — Mindy Kaling

One Lord, one faith and one baptism. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You pushed it too far. You shouldn't take the same risk again."
"Says the guy who got shot. — Joss Stirling

Strange, that I came into the world with nothing, and now I am going away with this stupendous caravan of sin! Wherever I look, I see only God ... I have sinned terribly, and I do not know what punishment awaits me. — Aurangzeb

She stared at me. "Fly, ;ole, in an airplane, which you were warned never to do lest Zeus strike you out of the sky, AND carrying a weapon that has more destructive power than a nuclear bomb?"
"Yeah," I said. "Pretty much exactly like that. — Rick Riordan

Ridiculous sums of money can be confusing. — Bill Gates

Almost everyone I meet is successful because of doing a lot of things right, and almost everyone I meet is successful in spite of some behavior that defies common sense. — Marshall Goldsmith