Walkes Quotes & Sayings

Some types of nothing are more fun than other types of nothing. — Frederick Lenz

It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said, 'Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual?' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed. — Bob Smith

Careful, Edmund," I said. "She eats guys for breakfast."
"Should I pour milk on meself?" Edmund asked me, and grinned. — Douglas Rees

State censorship presents itself as a bulwark between society and forces of subversion or moral corruption. To dismiss this account of its own motives by the state as insincere would be a mistake: it is a feature of the paranoid logic of the censoring mentality that virtue ... must be innocent, and therefore, unless protected, vulnerable to the wiles of vice. — J.M. Coetzee

There are certain economics involved in making a network TV show that you want to amortize the costs of that, so the more episodes you make, the cheaper they all are individually. — Shawn Ryan

The tongue walkes where the teeth speede not. — George Herbert

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. — Will Rogers

In 10 years, I'd love to live near the sea, in a warmer climate. I could see myself with three dogs ... and it'd be great to share them with someone else. — Luke Evans

Attraction is a force that acts between oppositely charged bodies, tending to draw them together. Attraction cannot be fought. — K.M. Golland

When the father is going on in his journey, if the child will not goe on, but stands gaping upon vanity, and when the father calls, he comes not, the onely way is this: the father steps aside behind a bush, and then the child runs and cries, and if he gets his father againe, he forsakes all his trifles, and walkes on more faster and more cheerefully with his father than ever. — Thomas Hooker

There are undoubtedly advantages to being dead, said Julius. — Jonas Jonasson

They exert the full force of their will in striking the image of straightness, which they pull off surprisingly well considering that their genitals are in the mouths of other men. — Drew Nellins Smith

We value the devotedness of friendship rather as an oblation to vanity than as a free interchange of hearts; an endearing contract of sympathy, mutual forbearance, and respect! — Jane Porter

There are so many errors and misstatements in that list that I won't even begin to name them. Obama was right about one thing, though - Islam has always been a part of America's story. — Barack Obama

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on a bad-tempered camel. — Ian Tregillis

I've always considered myself to be a travelling soul. I've never felt out of place anywhere. — Danielle De Niese