Walker Texas Ranger Funny Quotes & Sayings

But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me you're all standing on land.
(Pirates, its a good thing they're idiots) — Dave Barry

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived and dishonest - but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." ~ John F. Kennedy — Tim O'Shea

I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft ... — Jim Morrison

Only to he avoid misunderstandings, I must say that even last year, when I wrote my pamphlet, I heartily wished that Prussia should declare war against Napoleon. — Ferdinand Lassalle

I think I'll dismember the world and then I'll dance in the wreckage. — Neil Gaiman

The nonappearance of cheerfulness in the lives of good people is finite. — Darmie Orem

I would say that clothes are an excuse for living in the world. — Miuccia Prada

Many will call me an adventurer, and that I am ... only one of a different sort: one who risks his skin to prove his truths. — Ernesto Che Guevara

He trailed off as he saw the books. Piles and stacks of them beside the sofa, another stack on the coffee table, a sea of them on her dining table.
Jesus Christ, Dane, you need treatment. — Nora Roberts

Civilization is not a spontaneous generation with any race or nation known to history, but the torch to be handed from race to race from age to age. — Kelly Miller

But imagine how he'd feel if you said that to him. It's not considering him as a person but as part of a class of inferior things. — Jo Walton

I don't have a lot of paper in my immediate work environment, except when I'm doing things like checking the godforsaken proofs. — Jonathan Lethem