Waistband Extenders Quotes & Sayings

Even a man persuaded that the great powers of the heavens loved him above all else could starve. However powerful a story might be, it had its limits, and the brute material world didn't listen or care what priests and bankers told it. — Daniel Abraham

After fourteen years of matrimony, I have discovered that hoping your other half telepathically reads your mind only leads to someone wanting to punch the other one in the face. — Twinkle Khanna

The thing you don't dream about as a kid is all the peripheral stuff that comes with success. — Tiger Woods

I think Instagram at its best is where you feel like you're getting the most authentic version of the person on the other side of the camera. Someone who does this wonderfully well is Lena Dunham. — Kevin Systrom

It appears to be a matter of national pride that the President is to have more mud, and blacker mud, and filthier mud in front ofhis door than any other man can afford. — Jane Swisshelm

I do not think poor human nature so sorry a piece of workmanship as they would make it out to be; and as far as I have observed, I am fully satisfied that man, if left to himself, would about as readily go right as wrong. It is only this eternally sounding in his ears that it is his duty to go right which makes him go the very reverse. The — Washington Irving

I look in the mirror and say to myself, Can it be you once played Romeo? — Bela Lugosi

Oh, love is real enough; you will find it someday, but it has one archenemy - and that is life. — Jean Anouilh

If the shoe fits wear it — Khalifa