Wafumafu Quotes & Sayings

Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest. — Mark Twain

It [ non-Euclidean geometry ] would be ranked among the most famous achievements of the entire [nineteenth] century, but up to 1860 the interest was rather slight. — Ivor Grattan-Guinness

I don't subscribe to the thesis, 'Let the buyer beware,' I prefer the disregarded one that goes, 'Let the seller be honest.' — Isaac Asimov

I wonder if there have been other errors. — Ally Condie

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. — Robin Williams

I want to remember to notice the wonders of each day, in each moment, no matter where I am under any circumstance. — Charlotte Eriksson

Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead. — Jonathan Swift

The first temptation, upon meeting an old friend after many years, is always to - look the other way. — Ugo Betti

Should, is the worst word
in the English language. People always think things "should" be a certain way, and when they're
not, they're disappointed. — Candace Bushnell

When I look back now, it must have been like Paris was at the time of Le Sacre du Printemps. — David Baker

I'm always afraid of hurting someone. But if I never tell them anything, I hurt myself more. — Lisa M. Cronkhite

I looked at her when she was saying this and I realized that there is absolutely nothing you can say to a person who would feel comfortable suggesting something like that, let alone a direct accusation. — Harvey Pekar

As if sensing his thoughts, Elizabeth looked up. Her pale face still showed signs of strain. He winked at her to see if he could bring out the dimple in the left corner of her smile. It worked. Her skin pinked up, and the dimple briefly appeared. That seldom-seen dimple really did something to his heart. The tiny indentation changed her from the proper Miss Hamilton to his Elizabeth. — Debra Holland

We are united to Him, we are one, and it is when His Passion becomes real to us, through experience and love, that we grow aware of His presence in us. — Caryll Houselander

I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as anybody. Just say I'm one of the best broken field runners that ever lived. For 35 years I was a cult hero, an underground funny. — Mel Brooks