Waff Quotes & Sayings

Over the weekend, John Kerry - the big John Kerry juggernaut moves on - he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and, I think, Canada. And he's so confident that he's started nailing that intern again. — David Letterman

When you're asked/told to come to Canberra by your Prime Minister, in the country I grow up in, you obey that. — Andrew Forrest

No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. — Thomas Carlyle

I believe that every English poet should read the English classics, master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them, travel abroad, experience the horrors of sordid passion, and - if he is lucky enough - know the love of an honest woman. — Robert Graves

When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas". — Robert Clark

The point isn't just whether children know what to expect; it's whether what they've come to expect makes sense. — Alfie Kohn

The one pair of eyes into which you can never gaze is your own. — John Ortberg

Another nice thing was that I would type out letters home for the admiral's stewards. They would then feed me the same food the admiral ate. — Jack Adams

Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff. — Boris Johnson