Waaaaay To Funny Quotes & Sayings

God gives us a glimpse of what heaven will be like for the believer. It will have the characteristics of a happy home, a holy city, a glorious garden, and a beautiful bride. This staggers the imagination! — Billy Graham

Pausing a few beats allows the spectators time to savor the experience of the miracle that has just occurred. — Roberto Giobbi

Look at countries like China, they are determined to dominate all clean technology areas, putting lots of money into wind, solar, electric vehicles and battery storage. America's political impotence, caused by their terrible partisanship, will see them left behind. — Malcolm Turnbull

Ireland and England are like two sisters; I would have them embrace like one brother. — Boyle Roche

If you have the insight of non-self, if you have the insight of impermanence, you should make that insight into a concentration that you keep alive throughout the day. Then what you say, what you think, and what you do will then be in the light of that wisdom and you will avoid making mistakes and creating suffering. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Listening means forgetting yourself completely - only then can you listen. — Rajneesh

The wise are not so much wiser than others as respecters of their own wisdom. — Henry David Thoreau

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo. — Tre Cool

Some would assert that Providence was at work shaking out its pockets in Humanity's lap. Other would argue for that mindless choreographer, Chance. Either way it was a simple thing: a lost diary fell into the hands of a soul-sick war hero on a train from Bombay to Jaipur just when he'd grown tired of the scenery and needed something to keep his thoughts from the minefield of his wretched thoughts.
In such mild ways is the groundwork laid for first kisses and ruined lives. — Laini Taylor

I'd gotten high enough to fly through time. — S.A. Tawks

The only hope for social networking sites from a business point of view is for a magic formula to appear in which some method of violating privacy and dignity becomes acceptable. — Jaron Lanier

Borders I have never seen one. But I have heard they exist in the minds of some people. — Thor Heyerdahl

I first heard the term "meta-novel" at a writer's conference in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The idea is that even though each book in a series stands alone, when read collectively they form one big ongoing novel about the main character. Each book represents its own arc: in book one of the series we meet the character and establish a meta-goal that will carry him through further books, in book two that meta-goal is tested, in book three - you get the picture. — Carolyn Wheat