Vuyiswa Khumalo Quotes & Sayings

Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us! — Jesse Petersen

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. — Samuel Goldwyn

My loss of faith in God had, after all, neatly coincided with the beginning of my drug use when I was 15. Perhaps this could be the means by which I restored myself in the sight of God and the world. Besides which, I had often heard how the only other people who recovered from alcoholism were those who recovered through the churches. AA didn't seem to be all there. I had to take it deeper, disregarding the intellect entirely. — Carl-John X. Veraja

I lowered my mouth to her ear. "That sound you make when I touch you, I want to hear it." My hand slid beneath her t-shirt, and my thumb trailed beneath her bra and across the bare skin of her breast.
A soft sigh fell from her lips.
My tongue traced her ear. "That's it. — Tess Oliver

She lets him see how
afraid she is to be without him and he soon comes to feel as though
he has a 100 percent hold on her. This is often the point when
women begin to complain: He doesn't make enough time for me.
He isn't as romantic as he used to be. — Sherry Argov

The lynx raised his hind leg and licked his nether regions. 'Tis what I think of the doctor's foolish prediction. — Vonnie Davis