Vrionis Servizio Quotes & Sayings

Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger. — Craig Brown

Gram?" I asked. "You okay?"
"Damn men," she said. "I fell in the toilet."
I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed down my face. "Oh God," I said, still laughing.
Caeden was blushing. Even his ears were red. "I did tell you I can never remember to put the toilet seat down. — Micalea Smeltzer

His impulsive buss had been as beautiful as a first kiss to a child. And, she felt, as important. — Sarah Winter

Most nations, as well as people are impossible only in their youth; they become incorrigible as they grow older. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly fucked up when I start threatening to take a road trip. — Chris Gethard

My children are English, and both of their mothers were English. — Salman Rushdie

Until men learn that of all human symbols, Robin Hood is the most immoral and the most contemptible, there will be no justice on earth and no way for mankind to survive. — Ayn Rand

The law is like one of those sci-fi creatures that keeps growing limbs and spawning replicas of itself until they take over the entire world. — Melody A. Kramer

But the actual object, that bundle of papers, is a telltale heart. She buried it long ago, and still it thumps its maddening beat. — Stefan Merrill Block

Idleness is paralysis. — Roswell Dwight Hitchcock