Vpis Dashboard Quotes & Sayings

Never miss an opportunity to keep your damn mouth shut. — Duff McKagan

And yet this does not touch the kernel of the problem. Human advancement is not a mere question of almsgiving, but rather of sympathy and cooperation among classes who would scorn charity. — W.E.B. Du Bois

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. — Ellsworth Huntington

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. — Joan Rivers

The Church had the words reason and liberty on her lips when the inalienable rights of the human race were threatened with shipwreck. — Jean-Baptiste Henri Lacordaire

Give to a gracious message An host of tongues, but let ill tidings tell Themselves when they be felt. — William Shakespeare

It is a land of Wonders!
It is a land of Mystery.
It is a land that Time Forgot (or chose specifically not to remember).
Cut off from the civilized world for untold years, this land is called:
Delaware. — M T Anderson

Want to be a better leader? Meditate in the morning and prepare yourself for the day ahead. — Joe Sacco

There are always going to be ridiculous rumours. — Kim Kardashian

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria. — Robert Benchley

It wasn't any one writer or article he was worried about, but the font. The meaning embedded, at a preconscious level, by the look of the magazine; the seal, as he described it, that the typography and layout put on dialectical thought. According to Perkus, to read the New Yorker was to find that you always already agreed, not with the New Yorker but, much more dismayingly, with yourself. I tried hard to understand. Apparently here was the paranoia Susan Eldred had warned me of: the New Yorker's font was controlling, perhaps attacking, Perkus Tooth's mind. To defend himself he frequently retyped their articles and printed them out in simple Courier, an attempt to dissolve the magazine's oppressive context. — Zadie Smith

A man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter. — Joan Bauer