Vousden Lane Quotes & Sayings

Over 99 percent of all species that ever lived are now extinct. — Neil Shubin

That's why I can't understand why some personal trainers are out of shape. That's the equivalent of a fucking homeless success coach. Someone might argue, "Well, he knows his stuff though, just because he's not in shape doesn't mean he doesn't know what he's talking about." Who gives a fuck what he knows? It's what he does that counts. — Brandon Carter

On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.
I kept on walking. — Peter James West

Many talents preserve their precociousness right into old age. — Karl Kraus

Architecture wrote the history of the epochs and gave them their names. — Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe

I do believe that people go to the movies - for one reason or another - they go to the movies to have an experience. — Alex Kurtzman

Don't ever get angry at a man for stating the truth.
Dagny Taggart — Ayn Rand

There was something friendly about Sara, and people always felt it. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

Sin, every day, takes out a patent for some new invention. — Edwin Percy Whipple

Where did you get that assault weapon?"
"Assault weapon?" Zach turned his head to look at her. "Well, lookey there. You're cute when you blush."
Maddie's face grew hotter, but at least he'd mistaken the reason for her embarrassment.
Zach turned his face back toward the ceiling. "That there's standard equipment, darlin'."
"There's nothing standard about that."
"I didn't hear you complaining."
"Of course not. You sprang it on me when I was mentally incompetent."
Zach laughed out loud. "That you were, sweet Maddie that you were."
Maddie and Zach — Suzie Quint

Winning is neither everything nor the only thing. It is one of many things. — Joan Benoit

To lead happy, contented, peaceful lives, remember all the good times you share with others, forget all the good you do for others. — Rita Zahara

Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great. — Cassandra Clare

I don't like being victimized by a machine or by other people's demands on my time. I become resentful by feeling forced or incentivized to live a life I don't want to live. That rage in general prevents me from entirely becoming enslaved by technology. — Joshua Cohen

History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads. — Charles De Gaulle